Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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