after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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