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Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
