everyone is single if you try hard enough
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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