Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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