i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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