DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Drunk is not a location!
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