I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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