high people should be assigned attendants
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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