if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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