We won't sleep together?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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