yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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