it was like his penis was on wheels.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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