you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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