I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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