Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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