I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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