Don't you send me to vm
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I woke up under a house in Key West
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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