ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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