She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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