other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
