just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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