just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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