his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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