Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I intend to get homeless drunk
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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