why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
