margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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