I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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