found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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