You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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