he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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