Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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