I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
