: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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