Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
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