If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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