so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
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