I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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