thus making me awesome and them whores
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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