Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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