He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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