i will never coherently bang her
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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