Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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