i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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