Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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