I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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