I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
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