Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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