It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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