I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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