Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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