just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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